Usually I am down to write just about sports because that is the only thing I want to write about. However, after doing a round through my favorite sites this afternoon I came across a story on Slashfilm.com with yet another press release from Guillermo del Toro claiming he is making another movie. The guy hasn't made anything since the insanely overrated shit-fest that was Hell Boy 2: The Golden Army in 2008. But don't worry fans the fat man has about forty other movies coming out between 2013 - never. This guy just likes to say shit. Make a fucking movie already.
- This is his list of films surely to never hit a screen near you.
- Pacific Rim 2013 - del Toro claims its ganna be the biggest monster movie ever. Doubt it.
- Frankenstein 2012 - Can't wait for it to star Ron Pearlman. The man has never turned down a paycheck.
- At the Mountain of Madness - Never happening
- Pinocchio 2014 - Christ on the cross. Didn't Jonathon Taylor Thomas make a perfectly fine version like 15 years ago?
- Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 2012 - Not ganna happen brah.
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