HERE'S SOMETHING NO ONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR

It's a shock they were able to ring in such mega stars as Chris Kline, the guy from rookie of the year, tara reid, probably the shermanator, and the guy who plays Jim (honestly can't remember his name right now, not ganna look it up). Look, the first American Pie was awesome, a classic if you will, makes me miss high school when I watch it. The second and third ones were complete dog shit but somehow there are people out there who liked them better. And because of them we got such classics as American Pie: Band Camp, American Pie: The Naked Run, American Pie: Eugene Levy. The last one was made up but honestly we don't need anymore. The only person who has gone on to do anything is Sean William Scott because Stifler is awesome and he is actually funny. Jim sucked (It's Jason Biggs, that's his name), Oz was lame as fuck waiting for his stuck up bitch girlfriend to come back from abroad and give him a handy when he could have been going nuts on the shore, and finch is the kid who you stop hanging out with after high school because you finally realized he's weird as shit. I pray this is the last one but it's not ganna be. It's probably ganna start a whole new trilogy or start a new string of direct to DVD movies.

- I honestly think Eugene Levy is ganna knock this out of the park though.