Relampago Blanco has returned to Durty Watah and he is not happy. I love baseball but in all honestly most of the people involved in it are arrogant cunts, who think they are better than everybody else. Exibit A is St.Louis Cardinals skipper, Tony Larussa. It is no secret that Larussa is a giant cunt and is known to think he is the smartest man around ( he's not). But the reason Relampago is upset is because he just came up with one of the dumbest accusations I have ever heard. The Cardinals Battled the Brewers last night and won 8-7 in 11 innings but Tony has accused the Brew Crew of cheating. He says the only reason Milwaukee has played so well at home is because they do the worst of the worst, they cheat. There is no way the Brewers or any team for that matter could play well without Larussa's involvement, he's the smartest man in the game, how can a team win without him?. He says the LED boards shown brighter when the Brewers came to bat, making it easier to see the ball and darker for the Red Birds.
Now I am not the smartest man in the world and maybe I am wrong about this but wouldn't the LED boards getting bright during a night game make it more difficult to pick up the ball? Having a light in your face doesn't really help the cause. I'll just go ask Tony to explain, the man is a genius after all.
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