There comes a time in a lot of peoples life when they realize they are not one of the lucky ones. They won't be throwin it down in the NBA, they won't be catching touchdowns in the superbowl, or throwing 90 mph heat in the big leagues. Sometimes you just can't catch a break and shit just won't go your way. Well folks, I believe I have found the most unlucky man in the world. His name wasn't released but this guys story is incredible. Apparently my man here was involved in a hit and run ( he would be the runner). He slamed into the back of the car infront of him and he probably just got fired from Mickey D's or something and just wanted to get home so he chose to flee. Well to bad for him the dikes in the car he hit happened to be sisters and teammates on some fucking college wrestling team in Oklahoma, christ one of them was an offensive lineman in high school. They tackled my man before he even knew what him and put a tag team scissor move and held him until police came. I feel for you buddy, who fuckin knew they had woman's wrestling in college or in general. Poor Bastard
- That is Brittany Delgado, one of the she-beasts that took this guy down. Chick looks like an animal. Just more proof that this guy is the unluckiest man in the world.
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