Here's a trailer for the "other" Snow White movie, oh ya there's two of these coming out. I felt like I was watching one of the trailers from the Ladybugs VHS. Speaking of Ladybugs, how come that movie is totally swept under the rug? No doubt it had a lot of competition during the golden age of kids sports movies with Mighty Ducks 1 and 2, Rookie Of The Year, the Sandlot and of course Little Giants. But it was just as good if not better than Little Big League or The Big Green. Like Rodney it gets no respect.
- Pretty crazy how the two leads in Ladybugs are dead, eh?
Kim Kardashian is one of the worst people in the history of people. Her mom is a fame whore, her sister has a bigger dick than I do and the entire family makes money because Kim took it in the dumper from a C list rapper. You would think that after everyone said she sucked for faking a marriage that she would get the message to just go off and die. Nope, after showering in her $10 million from that sham marriage and divorcing the guy after 72 days her next move was to set up a date with Tim Tebow.
Well, Kim is a devout whore, who will do anything for dick and money and Tebow is a devout Christian who has some respect for himself, so what do you think his answer was? He told her to fuck off, sadly in the nicest way possible but I'll still put this in the win column for Timmy.
"Kim Kardashian hopes to hitch her falling star to America’s hottest athlete, Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow — but he doesn’t want anything to do with her!
Sources say that Kim has been telling pals she wants to land a date with the devoutChristian football sensation, who made national headlines for miraculously leading his mediocre team to the NFL playoffs.
“Kim has a big crush on Tim,” a friend confided. “She says he’s not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values.”
But it’s more than just infatuation for Kim, 31. Even though she has her own money, pals claim she’s also seeing dollar signs in the 24-year-old hunk! The once red-hot reality star’s popularity has tanked recently, particularly after her sudden separation from pro basketball player Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage.
Since then, ratings for her flagship reality show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” are down 14 percent. The buxom brunette has also lost endorsement deals, and her paid public appearances, which have netted up to $600,000 apiece, are dropping off at a rapid pace.
“Kim needs to rehab her image to get her career revved up again,” explained another source. “Dating someone like Tim Tebow would certainly do the trick.”
But even her family is telling her not to hold her breath.
“Tim’s been made aware of Kim’s crush, and although flattered, he’s not interested,” said a source.
“He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages AND a sex tape in her past!”
- Kim Kardashian sucks but I would still totally do bad things to her. But I don't have strong values like Tebow so she won't respect me enough to let me date her. Can't win em all.
I wanna join this poetry slam group as bad as the next guy but who is that black chick fooling? One thing here is not like the others indeed. Plus she clearly had the worst howl in the group. My man in the back, I honestly thought he was ganna turn into a werewolf at any point. You wanna hang with this group, step your game up.
Durty Watah is back up and running. I only started this shit so I could get hired by Barstool but I didn't see anywhere they were hiring and thus my desire went to shit. Now they are hiring for Chicago so Relampago Blanco is back. Read it, don't read it, it doesn't matter. Basically starting back up to make my push for the stool. Holla.
