Looks Like Kim Kardashian Still Sucks

Kim Kardashian is one of the worst people in the history of people. Her mom is a fame whore, her sister has a bigger dick than I do and the entire family makes money because Kim took it in the dumper from a C list rapper. You would think that after everyone said she sucked for faking a marriage that she would get the message to just go off and die. Nope, after showering in her $10 million from that sham marriage and divorcing the guy after 72 days her next move was to set up a date with Tim Tebow.

Well, Kim is a devout whore, who will do anything for dick and money and Tebow is a devout Christian who has some respect for himself, so what do you think his answer was? He told her to fuck off, sadly in the nicest way possible but I'll still put this in the win column for Timmy.

"Kim Kardashian hopes to hitch her falling star to America’s hottest athlete, Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow — but he doesn’t want anything to do with her!

Sources say that Kim has been telling pals she wants to land a date with the devoutChristian football sensation, who made national headlines for miraculously leading his mediocre team to the NFL playoffs.

“Kim has a big crush on Tim,” a friend confided. “She says he’s not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values.”

But it’s more than just infatuation for Kim, 31. Even though she has her own money, pals claim she’s also seeing dollar signs in the 24-year-old hunk! The once red-hot reality star’s popularity has tanked recently, particularly after her sudden separation from pro basketball player Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage.

Since then, ratings for her flagship reality show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” are down 14 percent. The buxom brunette has also lost endorsement deals, and her paid public appearances, which have netted up to $600,000 apiece, are dropping off at a rapid pace.

“Kim needs to rehab her image to get her career revved up again,” explained another source. “Dating someone like Tim Tebow would certainly do the trick.”

But even her family is telling her not to hold her breath.

“Tim’s been made aware of Kim’s crush, and although flattered, he’s not interested,” said a source.

“He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages AND a sex tape in her past!”

- Kim Kardashian sucks but I would still totally do bad things to her. But I don't have strong values like Tebow so she won't respect me enough to let me date her. Can't win em all.