The Return Of Relampago Blanco!!!!

Durty Watah is back up and running. I only started this shit so I could get hired by Barstool but I didn't see anywhere they were hiring and thus my desire went to shit. Now they are hiring for Chicago so Relampago Blanco is back. Read it, don't read it, it doesn't matter. Basically starting back up to make my push for the stool. Holla.