SHE NEEDS TO DIE

Sometimes you just hate a person with all your being. Most of the time they really haven't done anything to you. Hell, you don't even have to know that person. But every time you see them your blood boils, your muscles clench, and your mind goes blank, just straight seeing red, turning into the Hulk. Number one of my list for a while has been Snooki from the Jersey Shore. She short, fat, and hideous but goes around thinking and acting like she's a 10. She's a solid 4 on a good day, honestly wouldn't even look back to check out her ass if she walked by me. Plus she gives off the impression that she smells like shit. Now there is a new number 1 on Relampago Blanco's list, this person also gives off the vibe of smelling like shit but they are 6'3'', with fake tits and a jacked up face. It is non other than Snooki's partner in crime, JWOWW. Can't even explain how much I hate this bitch and I'm not going to because there is a strong chance she could kick my ass. Just watch the video below and you'll see. She even dances like a cunt.