Andy Dick: Sexual Deviant

Word broke out of L.A. last week that unfunny comedian Andy Dick, 45, was ordered to stand trial for alleged sexual assualt this coming January. Turns out that a coked up and shit-faced Dick decided to go FLAMING gay on the locals at a Huntington Beach watering hole in January of 2010, grabbing the crotch of a male bouncer and forcefully kissing a male patron before attempting to molest the group of bouncers and police forced to remove him. Jesus, could you imagine being the poor bastard bouncing that night, making no more than $10 an hour and having that fiend come at your crotch?

     Truth is this guy should have been facing jailtime a long, long time ago, he's not funny he's just irritating. Being aggravating isn't endearing, regardless of your sexuality. People like this asshole highlight a huge problem in American society where talentless hacks like him, Kathy Griffin, Kim Kardashian and the entire gang from Jersey Shore are raking in millions while everyone else is scraping by, struggling to make ends meet. Why is this guy even famous? In fact, the more I write this the more I'm starting to wonder just what the fuck was going on in this country in the early nineties? Could you imagine pitching a movie where your three leads are Pauly Shore, Andy Dick and David Alan Grier? Good night, I reckon you'd get your ass kicked for stuff like that now.