Universal Studios announced today that it will produce "Fast and Furious 6" and intends for the film to be released around Memorial Day May 24, 2013. That's five Goddamn sequels for the piece of shit original and it's keeping Vin Diesel and Paul Walker employed. Worse yet, Fast and Furious 5 had the largest opening day for a Universal Picture EVER and this is the Studio that has released some of the biggest blockbusters of all time like Jaws, E.T., and Jurassic Park, hell anything by Stephen fucking Spielberg. For Christ's sake who's seeing these things? Just stop already, this is getting as painful as those Scary Movie spin-offs.
