Showing posts with label Superbowl XLII. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Superbowl XLII. Show all posts

Monday, June 20, 2011

Tyree Would Trade New Englander's Most Painful Memory To End Gay Marriage

David Tyree, the hack wide receiver who somehow managed to ruin the 2007 Patriots run at a perfect season in Superbowl XLII, said today that he would trade the moment he coralled the football against his head as Rodney Harrison was draped all over him if it meant gays would no longer be able to get married. When asked by the New York Daily News if he truly meant he would give up the moment that defined his career and the only reason why anyone even knows his name Tyree responded, "Honestly? Yeah, I probably would." Oh, if only you could David, if only you could.