A few weeks back South Park took a shot at oft maligned "comedian" Tyler Perry, attributing his success to black people being forced to laugh at his unfuny antics. Well, Conan O' Brien had Larry the Cable Guy as his featured guest and I caught Conan laughing uncontrollably at some of the Cable man's unfunny antics and wisecracks. Tyler Perry's painful, but it's time for white America to admit it has a problem too and that problem is, you guessed it, Larry the Cable Guy. His stand-ups awful, his movies are abyssmal yet somehow this guy who has a friggin' trademarked catchphrase like some terrible 70's sitcom star and who's jokes revolve around a morbidly obese sister has raked in the dough, has his own cable show on the History Channel and is set to make a killing this weekend with Cars 2. WTF? This guy has to know he's terrible, I picture his private life being like Jack Black's character in Tropic Thunder, what the hell is wrong with people how is this guy so famous?