PARTY'S OVER FELLA'S

(TONE)





Beruit is a tremendous game. Oh by the way it’s Beruit not Beer Pong, no one calls it that. But anyway the game is fun as fuck. You put out a table, throw on some cups, and grab some balls, and I’m down whenever, wherever. But last night I was sitting on my ass watching the 2008 World Series of Beruit documentary, “The Last Cup” on Spike TV and I have to say these guys really make me wish the game was never invented. Look, you can be cocky as shit during that nights festivities because you ran the table and got awesome. But if you walk around thinking you’re the man or thinking everyone else thinks you’re the man because you wanna be known as the beer pong guy in your everyday life then you can’t be anything else but the absolute worst person around. Like a legendary douchebag, especially if you think you’re a professional athlete. Indeed some of these cocks put themselves on that level. Others don’t even try to get jobs, just go tourney to tourney winning like $500 bucks. I mean not a bad living if you don’t mind making like $9,000 a year and completely ruining your life by the time you’re 27. Naturally the biggest pricks are from Jersey because it’s a Jersey thing. One of these fuckin guys works out for pong, even though…it actually does nothing for you. Shit is like bowling. He went 13-0 in 2007 and when the crowd turned on him, he lost two in a row and was eliminated. Then big man promptly challenged everyone in the room $1000 bucks each that he would beat them one on one. Sadly no one took him up on this challenge. According to Tone, that’s his name, it was his greatest failure to date. Tri-state area showing they aren’t head strong once again.

Also while watching these guys I have come to the conclusion that everyone else in America cheats. Motherfuckers are leaning like assholes every time they shoot, elbows basically half way across the table. That’s not skill, that’s just bein a cunt. Nobody calls it either; I don’t want to live in a world where leaning is allowed. Bottom line, if you bounce, lean, or distract and you’re a dude, you suck. This is supposed to be a gentlemen’s game after all. Sluts can distract all they want, it doesn’t do anything but it’s just an awesome way to see their titties and stuff.

This blog doesn’t even do these bro’s justice. I’m pretty disappointed about that but there is no real way to describe just how much these people suck. But I was impressed by the guy who used beruit sabermetrics to kick ass. Also I guess the grand prize is $50,000 now. For that type of money I'm bouncing, leaning,diving, whatever I gotta to do to get inside my opponents head.