Tiki Barber is "Flabbergasted" that No one wants His Ass

The immortal Tiki Barber, who totally does not hold a high opinion of himself and definitely doesn't love him some him, is shocked, SHOCKED that not one team has bothered to acquire his services after he unretired this past off-season. This guy may be one of the greatest douchebags of all time. Mind you, this man retired FIVE years ago, walking away from the game when it was clear he could still play, albeit in a reduced role for the G-Men as Brandon Jacobs was clearly the new starter. Mind you, he did so only after acquiring a job from NBC which he believed would propel him to stardom as he sought to branch out from football and pontificate on any subject of the day because he truly believed that anyone outside of the tri-state area or not named Ronde actually gave a fuck what he had to say. Mind you, he also made a point in his new position to rip the Giants coaching staff, who had arguably saved his career by eliminating his issues with fumbling the ball, and QB Eli Manning who he insinuated would never be able to lead his team to the promise land, you know one season before that QB (sadly for we here in New England) went and did just that against what would have been arguably the greatest team of all time. Barber then thought he was so awesome, even after being removed from the NBC broadcast for general douchebaggery along with Keith Olbermann, that he dumped his pregnant wife for a 19 year old co-ed who he reportedly had been spending nights in a dormromm with. The fact that no one even showed the slightest interest in this piece of shit is proof to me that there is God. Fail Tiki Fail and I can't wait till that dickhead LaDainian suffers a similar fate.