Hey NESN, the Baby Fucking Sucks

It's been bad enough watching the Sox waddle through what can only be termed a middling August as they've been hit with injuries to big guns like Jacoby Ellsbury, Kevin Youkilis and David Ortiz but NESN feels the need to compund everyone's misery with these awful rip-offs of the already infuriating e-trade baby. I understand NESN has the production budget of a Saturday afternoon SyFy movie and thus we have been subjected to such gems as Sox Appeal, NESN Sports Daily, DirtyWater "News", Charlie Moore and staring at Dennis & Callahan in the morning but this is too far. Cut the shit, and pull this crap before you drive millions of people throughout New England insane.

Am I the Only One that Thinks Jade McCarthy's a Smokeshow?

So through a little polling it's come to my attention that I'm the only one who thinks NESNs Jade McCarthy is fucking hot. A few people have looked at me like I just came out of the closet when I even broach the subject. I'm sorry but Hazel Mae, Sasquatch with tits, was hot but this chick isn't?

He's Baaaaack

During Saturday's telecast of the Jon Lester shitfest that so far is the Sox-Brewers game NESN was nice enough to give some airtime to horrible of all horribles Dr. Charles Steinberg. You remember this guy, he's the asshole who saddled us with Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" in the middle of the eighth inning of every Goddamn Sox game.

Charlie Moore Must be Stopped

I'm not one to begrudge anyone theur success, but seriously how the hell does Charlie Moore get any airtime. I understand NESN exists to showcase the Red Sox and the Bruins and the rest of their programming is pretty much just alot of crap, but why does Charlie Moore dominate the lineup and whose naked photos does the Mad Fisherman possess that saw him swing a national gig with Versus?
    Who's watching this crap? And who's laughing at this assholes supposedly zany antics? And how the hell did this guy snag such MILF of a wife?