There are certain times when you know God is smiling down on you. Last night was one of those times. As I was randomly flicking through channels I stumbled across the very beginnings of one of the greatest things I have ever seen. But in all this glory MTV has now ruined any chance of me ever getting hard again. Why's that? you say. Don't they usually show 9 and 10's with nice boobies and bums? I shoot back " Yes, yes they usually do." However last night put an end to that. On MTV's docu-series True Life, New York Jets center Nick Mangold's sister Holly was the featured guest. Only weighs 370 pounds but she's 5'8'' so it's cool.
The scene where she was eating egg salad near the lake with her average looking friends and then leaned in close to eat chips and salsa with them really caught my interest. I honestly wonder how shitty her breath was. How could they stand it? They obviously were with her just to get on MTV. Another scene where she talks about how her stomach hurts and has been shitting her pants all morning AND THEN her coach has to come up to her and try to calm her nerves so she doesn't shit her pants is also pretty enthralling. Oh yeah and that coach teaches weightlifting, as in she would kick mine and everyone elses ass. Christ she broke a couch on the show. Son of bitch it was one of the greatest things I have ever seen.
I respect her for saying she knows she isn't good looking and is basically someone's fetish at this point BUT christ don't embrace the disgusting.
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